I’ve been on here for three years! I can’t believe it. 😀 In celebration, I wanted to reshare a few “third” things. Firstly, Seeds was my third post on this blog. Secondly, He Saves was my third poem. Thirdly, Perseverance was my first photography type post.
I found this in my drafts from back in 2016 and thought I’d share for the occasion. I laughed at myself from 3 years ago. I don’t think I kept up with adding to it for the past two years. Hope you enjoy the humor!
Auto-correct and I have a very interesting relationship. Most of the time, it’s helpful and fixes my typos for me or suggests what I was trying to type when I really wreck the spelling of the word.
However, every once in a while, it turns against me and “fixes” something that wasn’t broken to start with; or I’m in a hurry, so I go ahead and choose the first word that it offers me without really reading it first. Whoops. I thought it might be fun to collect some of these mistakes that I caught and fixed before publishing and make a post about it. Some of them are really crazy. XD
From Follow Your Heart…?: “No, this isn’t about the song in Disney’s Mulligan soundtrack. XD” The movie has nothing to do with stew or golf; it’s Mulan.
From The Season for Grace review: “Their backstrokes were so touching.” This novel is set during the fall and winter. Nobody was swimming so elegantly that it was touching. No, it was their backstories that I found touching.
From The Liebster Award: “…Christian Dustpan Young Adult novel…” Uh, no. Just no. How would one even write a dustpan? I wrote the first draft of a Christian Dystopian Young Adult novel. (It also wanted to replace “Liebster” with “Lobster” or “Blister”, but I digress.)
From By Perseverance…: “Here is one of my favorite quotes by Charles Surgeon…” Charles was not in the medical field. It also tried to replace Spurgeon with Sturgeon; Charles was not a fish either. His name is Spurgeon. I’m actually quite surprised that autocorrect wasn’t familiar with his name.
And speaking of the o_O (the shotcut to get this emoji ), Microsoft Word wanted to make my cringing face into an “odor” or an “oboe”. Please. That doesn’t even make sense.
Not even the Bible is exempt from the autocorrect’s clutches. In my post, Seeds, I quoted Matthew 13:3: “Behold, a sewer went forth to sow…” **bangs head on desk** Sower. A person who sows seeds. I thought sower was a known word, so I don’t have any idea where that one came from… Word can be so oblivious sometimes. XD
And there we go. Hope you enjoyed my adventures with auto-correct. 🙂
Wow. I barely even remember writing this. XD
On another note, I’m working on posts for this week – finally getting back into posting a bit more often. I also looking forward to catching up with you all! ❤ I’m so behind in reading your posts. 😮
Congratulations! Keep on writing for God!
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Congratulations, Penelope! 🎉 Thank you for sharing those autocorrect stories; I was laughing out loud at some of them! XD Automistake… 🙄😆 May the Lord bless your blogging and bless many others through it! 💜
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Thank you!! ❤ Glad you were amused to! 🙂 Automistake is quite a comedian. XD
Thank you, and may He bless your blogging too! ❤
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Congrats sis. Keep following Him!
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Thank you! ❤ And I shall! 🙂
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Congratulations on your 3rd year. We love watching you grow and bringing Him to us.
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Thank you! ❤
Aww. 🙂 He is amazing! Glad you've enjoyed the journey! ❤
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Congratulations dear
Keep going
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Thank you! ❤ 🙂
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Congratulations.
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Thank you! ❤
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Welcome
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Congrats, Grace!
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Thank you! ❤
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You’re most welcome!
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What a blessing 3 years. I haven’t been blogging 3 years but I have thoroughly enjoyed reading your blog the past 2 years 🙂 It’s always a blessing 🙂
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It has been a blessing! 🙂 You’ve only been blogging for two years? It feels like I’ve known you since I started, haha.
Aww. ❤
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I think it was 2 years in January 🙂 Awww yes, I feel as though you are a close dear Sister. Which in the Divine scheme of things, we are 🙂 It’s a blessing the LORD put us right where we wanted to be as He will always do if we are willing 🙂 I pray you have many more years of being willing to be used by our LORD to bless people 🙂
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Oh wow! ❤
I feel as though you are a close Sister as well. 🙂
Amen!! ❤
Thank you! ❤
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God said so 🙂 I believe it 🙂
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🙂 ❤
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Congratulations on your anniversary! I love the autocorrection of “sower”. That’s hilarious!
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Thank you! ❤️
😊 I was laughing too!
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😦 😥 lololol I couldn’t stop laughing while reading this post! So funny! Autocorrect needs to correct itself lol 😀 Happy 3rd Anniversary Grace. More grace, peace and blessings to you in Jesus name! Amen! ❤
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🤣 Lol! Glad you laughed too! Yes, autocorrect needs to correct itself for sure!
Thank you! ❤️ 😊
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Lolol you know I love laughing lol just like yourself! 😉
It sure needs to but I’ve seen it mature over the years 😀
Welcome much! Again! Lol ❤
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Hehe, yes!
Awww, thanks that’s encouraging. 🙂
❤
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Bless God for his wise counsel ❤ you're welcome!
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❤️❤️❤️
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Congrats! Good to see you around again!
Speaking of third, with Easter coming up, on the third day he rose from the grave!
Thanks for sharing your funny autocorrect story! LOL 😂
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Thank you! ❤ I'm happy to be back around WordPress again! ❤
Oohhh that's such a cool connection!
Glad you enjoyed it! 🙂
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Happy third anniversary! 🧡 Loved this post (it made me smile). 🙂
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Thank you! ❤
😀 Glad I could make you smile!
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I did! I hope all is well with you and your family. 🧡
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Things are about the same. 😊 Except my allergies are back. 🤪 But it’ll be fine. 💜
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Allergies are rough! I don’t know how it is where you are, but it literally went from being rainy and windy here to suddenly having temperatures in the mid-80s! 😳 my allergies are a mess, too. I’ll be praying that you feel better soon! 🧡🙂
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Yeah sadly. But I’m managing. 😊
Wow that’s crazy!! 😮 It’s also going to be 80’s for the high here soon. But we are having a little spring before summer fully kicks in.
Aww sorry to hear that – I’ll be praying for you too! ❤️ Thanks for the prayers! 😊
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Congratulations! Three years is such a milestone! God bless you as you continue to write for Him. 😄💗
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Thank you! ❤
❤ 🙂
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Congratulations! That was funny! I hate autocorrect too. Sometimes, like you, I just get to the point that I just want to press the Publish button.
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Thank you! ❤ 😊
Yes, exactly! 🙂
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